I ship you with ___________. 

lcvelymemes:

♥ MR. AND MRS. SMITH SENTENCE STARTERS
↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

• ❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜
• ❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜
  
• ❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜
  
• ❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜
  
• ❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜
  
• ❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜
  
• ❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜
  
• ❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜
  
• ❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜
• ❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜
  
• ❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜
• ❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜
• ❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜
• ❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜
  
• ❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜
  
• ❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜
  
• ❛ Still alive, baby? ❜
  
• ❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜
  
• ❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜
  
• ❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜
  
• ❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜
  
• ❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜
• ❛ Chicken shit! ❜
• ❛ Pussy! ❜
• ❛ Come to Daddy. ❜
• ❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜
• ❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜
• ❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜
• ❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜
  
• ❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜
• ❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜
• ❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜
• ❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜
• ❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜
• ❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜
  
• ❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called?  ❜
• ❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜
• ❛ I think you killed us. ❜
• ❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜
• ❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜
• ❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜
• ❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜
• ❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜
• ❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜
• ❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜
  
• ❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜
  
• ❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜
  
• ❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜
  
• ❛ Have you been selling big guns to bad people? ❜
  

crystallizatixn:

lcvelymemes :

» the walking dead sentence meme

Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

• ❝ We’ll win. But we need to wait for the right moment. ❞
• ❝ It ain’t just about getting by here. It’s about getting it all. ❞
  
• ❝ It’s because you got no guts. ❞
  
• ❝ If you knew us, if you knew anything, you would kill us. But you can’t. ❞
  
• ❝ I’d like to take it back to awkward silence now. ❞
  
• ❝ Kid. I ain’t gonna lie. You scare the shit out of me. ❞
  
• ❝ If you keep thinking everyone’s an enemy, then enemies are all you’re gonna find. ❞
  
• ❝ Do soy sauce packets count as food? ❞
  
• ❝ Nobody’s evil. They just decide to forget who they are. ❞
  
• ❝ Some people are evil. I’ve seen it. That’s why I have to get back now. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m not saving you anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m dealing in certainties, and I’m doing my part to give them what they want. ❞
  
• ❝ I love a gal that takes me to dinner and doesn’t expect me to put out. ❞
  
• ❝ In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it. ❞
  
• ❝ You’re lucky. Don’t forget. ❞
  
• ❝ I get why you did it. Why you took it. You were thinking about someone else. That’s why I can’t. ❞
  
• ❝ You should know, there is no door number four. This is it. This is the only way. ❞
  
• ❝ People can try and you set you in the right direction, but they can’t show you the way. ❞
  
• ❝ I don’t give a shit if you think you’ve found the secret to life. ❞
  
• ❝ People want someone to follow. ❞
  
• ❝ Drink from the well, replenish the well. ❞
  
• ❝ Was the joke that bad? ❞
  
• ❝ Suck my nuts. ❞
  
• ❝ You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they’re all gonna be doing that. ❞
  
• ❝ We got here together, and we’re still here. ❞
  
• ❝ You’re a survivor. You always were. ❞
  
• ❝ When they come for us, we’ll end it. The whole thing. ❞
  
• ❝ There is no right; there’s just the wrong that doesn’t pull you down. ❞
  
• ❝ I don’t take chances anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ Dibs is dibs. ❞
  
• ❝ You want to live, you take chances. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m going like I should have. Don’t come after me, please. ❞
  
• ❝ I’m not planning to die today. ❞
  
• ❝ We have to come for them, before they come for us. ❞
  
• ❝ Why are dingleberries brown? ❞
  
• ❝ We’re going to have to fight. ❞
  
• ❝ This is the next world. ❞
  
• ❝ Your world’s about to get a whole lot bigger. ❞
  
• ❝ I like you people. I trust you. Trust us. ❞
  
• ❝ You need to know things aren’t as simple as they might seem. ❞
  
• ❝ Confrontation’s never been something we’ve had trouble with. ❞
  
• ❝ You still got family and you still got a home. ❞
  
• ❝ It should be someone who loved her. Someone who’s family. ❞
  
• ❝ I want to show you the new world. ❞
  
• ❝ Someday this pain will be useful to you. ❞
  
• ❝ The only thing that keeps you from being a monster is killing. ❞
  
• ❝ You point a gun at me, and I’m the asshole? ❞
  
• ❝ Things moved slow here, and then things just started moving fast, too fast. ❞
  
• ❝ Things aren’t as simple as four words. ❞
  
• ❝ The people around you dying, that’s the hard part. ❞
  
• ❝ The world is trying to die. We’re supposed to just let it. ❞
  

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chaoticallycrimson:

roleplaymemesmusings:

Send me a “✿“ if you want to friend-ship our muses. Send me a “✖“ if you want to hate-ship our muses.

SEND ME A CHARACTER AND I WILL LIST MY FAVORITE BLOGS OF THAT CHARACTER ( THAT I FOLLOW ). 

rpmemesfam:

✧ ( SHAMELESS SENTENCE STARTERS.

warning: triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence, offensive subjects, offensive behaviors. please read & reblog with caution.

❛ And what exactly does “hooked up” mean? ❜
❛ It’s like a car wreck… you can’t not watch. ❜
❛ What’s that smell? It’s either vomit or fancy cheese. ❜
❛ There is no God. We’re all gonna die. ❜
❛ The hell? You’re supposed to negotiate! ❜
❛ If you’re looking for money, I don’t have any yet.  ❜
❛ How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? ❜
❛ Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots? ❜
❛ I don’t like that you’re getting hurt on purpose to make money. ❜
❛ You’re kidding me? You’re actually serious about this shit? ❜
❛ You’re kinda growing on me. ❜
❛ Wanna see how fast I can unhook your bra? ❜
❛ You make my life a living hell and I want you out of here now. ❜
❛ Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜
❛ You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me. ❜
❛ I think I’m depressed. I’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ❜
❛ I never said it was yours. You just wanted it to be. ❜
❛ Wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s disappointed me. ❜
❛ I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just… genetic. ❜
❛ Fuck you is what you were invited to. ❜
❛ I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of pussy you’d be in juvie. ❜
❛ I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? ❜
❛ Hey, I think I just insulted myself. ❜
❛ Hey! What the fuck man! He’s/she’s dead! ❜
❛ Oh, could you be a little more vague? ❜
❛ You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ❜
❛ How the fuck do you not have a gun? ❜
❛ Sure you’re ready to pop your armed robbery cherry? ❜
❛ You should have seen your face. ❜
❛ You don’t know who you messed with, bitch. ❜
❛ You fuck with the bull, you get an ass full of horns! ❜
❛ I’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ❜
❛ I have this friend. I think you two might really hit it off. ❜
❛ I’ve seen you put out after the first drink. ❜
❛ You know, I’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ❜
❛ I don’t get why just don’t use her/his face for target practice. ❜
❛ I want a fucking lawyer motherfucker! ❜
❛ You’re covering your own ass and you know it. ❜
❛ You know I used a condom. ❜
❛ Do you know where I can buy a gun? ❜
❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch! ❜
❛ I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. ❜
❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜
❛ They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. ❜
❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜
❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ❜
❛ Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜
❛ I can’t handle anything up my ass without alcohol! ❜
❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜
❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜
❛ I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here? ❜
❛ Even the homeless get better stuff than us. ❜
❛ I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself. ❜
❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day.  ❜
❛ You have no money yet you’re going into a grocery store. Interesting. ❜
❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜
❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜
❛ If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it. ❜
❛ Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning? ❜
❛ I’m probably biased, you deserve better than him. ❜
❛ If you don’t get out right now, I will shoot you. ❜
❛ Still don’t want your family to know? ❜
❛ Did I mention that I’m falling in love with you? ❜
❛ You can’t feel a persons headache by touching his head. ❜
❛ Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun? ❜
❛ How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? ❜
❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? ❜
❛ I’m done living the way other people want me to live. ❜
❛ I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself.  ❜
❛ If it wasn’t sex then what was the problem? ❜
❛ What do you want me to say? That I’m self-destructive? ❜
❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜
❛ I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember. ❜
❛ Your turf? What is this West Side Story? ❜
❛ All I’m gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you. ❜
❛ If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will. ❜
❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜
❛ I don’t wanna be me anymore. ❜
❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜
❛ I’ve had so many abortions the next one is free. ❜
❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜
❛ How do you do that? The nice thing? ❜
❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow. ❜
❛ I never thought I’d say this but you were right. ❜
❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜
❛ I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! ❜
❛ I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case. ❜
❛ I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. ❜
❛ I’ve never seen you put on deodorant before. ❜
❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days…well granted I was unconscious. ❜
❛ I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you. ❜
❛ Is there anything more enjoyable on earth than humiliating your peers? ❜
❛ I need to buy a gun. For protection. In case there’s a shooting here. I’m scared. ❜
❛ It’s my job to tell you when you’re making a huge mistake. ❜
❛ Have you ever woken up naked in the street with no idea how you got there? ❜
❛ You’re either boning or you’re waiting to bone. ❜
❛ Doctors are thieves, they just have degrees to keep them out of jail. ❜
❛ You want me to be realistic? Okay, I’ll be realistic. ❜
❛ I confided in you and you told everyone. ❜
❛ I have no idea what that means but I’m enjoying trying to picture it. ❜
❛ I never made any fucking promises to you! ❜

The Great Gatsby Sentence Meme 

rpfunstuff:

• “All I kept thinking about, over and over, was ‘You can’t live forever; you can’t live forever.”
• “Can’t repeat the past? Why of course you can!”
• “Do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it!”
• “Human sympathy has its limits.”
• “'I’d like to just get one of those pink clouds and put you in it and push you around.”
• “I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.”
• “I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”
• “I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.”
• “I thought you were rather an honest, straightforward person, I thought it was your secret pride.”
• “I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.”
• “I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores.”
• “I’m five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor.”
• “I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.”
• “It is invariably saddening to look through new eyes at things upon which you have expended your own powers of adjustment.”
• “It makes me sad because I’ve never seen such- such beautiful shirts before.”
• “It takes two to make an accident.”
• “It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.”
• “Life is much more successfully looked at from a single window.”
• “Once in a while I go off on a spree and make a fool of myself, but I always come back.”
• “The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”
• “What’ll we do with ourselves this afternoon, and the day after that, and the next thirty year?”
• “Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”
• “You see, I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.”

A new Munday post on the block! 

spiritflux:

★ During your time with your muse, what has been your favourite thread?
◆ If you had been born into your muse’s world, who would you be and what sort of life would you have?
☂ What are your favourite words?
● Admit to three guilty pleasures and/or embarrassing facts about yourself
♣ Out of all of the characters in your muse’s world, which would you be proudest to have had as your own child? What would you feel about their life choices?
☑ What is your most unusual, but favourite OTP?
☀ List three of your favourite things
♫ What was your very first fandom?
♥ Recommend one book, one movie and one song.
♔ Out of all the ships that you have/have had with your muse, which one was the most unexpected?
✉ What is your favourite bromance/friendship/non-romance relationship with your muse?

kamiusings:

SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).

SIX WORDS .

❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞
❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞
❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞
❝ & we never talked after that. ❞
❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞
❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞
❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞
❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞
❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞
❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞
❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞
❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞
❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞
❝ when can you just be mine? ❞
❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞
❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞
❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞
❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞
❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞
❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞
❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞
❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞
❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞
❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞
❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞
❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞
❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞
❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞
❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞
❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞

TEN WORDS .

❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞
❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞
❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞
❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞
❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞
❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞
❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞
❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞
❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞
❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞
❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞
❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞
❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞
❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞
❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞
❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞
❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞
❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞
❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞
❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞
❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞
❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞
❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞
❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞
❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞

rpmemes-galore:

Road to El Dorado  {Sentence Starters}

• “I don’t like this.”
• “Get back, mortal!”
  
• “You fight like my sister!”
  
• “The horse is a surprise.”
  
• “Hey, how’d you get those?”
• “Stars! Can’t do it. Not today.”
• “I’m not sure I can trust you…”
  
• “You lied to me? How dare you!”
  
• “You drank sea water, didn’t you?”
  
• “Stop! This is not a proper tribute!”
  
• “No, no, no, not with the face. Stop.”
  
• “This could be our destiny! Our fate!”
  
• “Regrets? You mean besides dying?”
• “Well, maybe I DON’T need you anymore!”
• “Great. Sensational. That’s your plan, is it?”
  
• “Well, it was nice working with you, partner.”
  
• “I’m not really asking you to trust me, am I?”
  
• “The stars are not in position for this tribute!”
• “Did you ever imagine it would end like this?” 
• “Pff! What makes you think we need your help?”
• “Oh, then I suppose you’ll be wanting these back?”
• “I know what you are, and I know what you are not.”
  
• “So how’s the, uh… how’s the escape plan coming?”
• “I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death.”
  
• “If I believed in fate, I wouldn’t be playing with loaded dice.”
• “Look, change of plans. We have to grab what we can and go.”
• “My plan was that we should lie low! But your plan was to run off!”
  
• “On one side, gold. On the other side… painful, agonizing failure!”
  
• “Our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us.”
  
• “You know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one!”