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natasha romanoff → glorious dickhead [ _sent ] fuck you and your inglorious dick

natasha romanoff → glorious dickhead [ _sent ] omelet and sausages in my bed in 10 minutes. i’m waiting

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I am a full-time student, so it's unlikely that I'll be terribly quick in replies. I'm warning you well in advance that when work piles up, I'm probably not going to be around here all that often. I also don't have that great of a memory, so if you think I've forgotten, just gently remind me. :)

I will be writing Natasha Romanoff as straight. That being said, I'm open to any ships within that. My OTP is Winterwidow, but I also enjoy pairing her with others. Come into my inbox or messages, and we can talk about it.

Even though I've reached the age of majority (18+), I won't be writing smut. I am, however, open to writing non-sexual NSFW stuff. Talk to me about it first, and I'm sure we can work it out.

I don't practice exclusivity, in shipping or otherwise. What I can do, however, is write some Spanish, so if you'd like to write in Spanish, just let me know and I'll do my best!

My background was made by the lovely Jay. My header was made by the incredible Ada. The dash icon is made by me. None of the RP icons are made by me, and all credit belongs to their respective creators.

If you have any questions, just ask!

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“There's no such thing as a decision. There never was. There's whether you've had a good day or a bad day, there's going forward because there's nothing behind and running because if you stand still any longer you'll fall over. There's movement or there's stagnation, there's the past that drives you and the regimental chaplain who preaches that only the obedient are free and the men who say you have no feelings, but they can't live without you.”

- John le Carré

basic information

FULL NAME: Natalia Alianovna Romanova
NICKNAME: Natasha Romanoff
AGE: 89
BIRTH DATE: 10 April 1928
ETHNICITY: Russiant
GENDER: Female
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Heteroromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual
RELIGION: None
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: Russian, English, French, German, Chinese, Japanese, Latin
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: REDACTED
OCCUPATION: Spy

relationships

PARENTS: REDACTED
SIBLINGS: REDACTED
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Alexi Shostakov (ex-husband)
CHILDREN: REDACTED

physical traits

EYE COLOUR: Blue
HAIR COLOUR: Red
HEIGHT: 5'7"
BODY BUILD: Lean, athletic
TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: None/li>
NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: None

personality

INTELLIGENCE: Learned
LIKES: Ballet, cats

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I don't know if I can do it

independent natasha romanoff
selective and private
primarily 616 with some mcu elements.

Even if I could forgive myself

written by ara
est. 3 june 2014
rebooted 11 april 2017

This is what I am now

One of the most valuable skills in espionage: the unteachable skill to belong anywhere. The other edge of what is the unfortunate truth: You must first belong nowhere.