written by ara
♥ MR. AND MRS. SMITH SENTENCE STARTERS
↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!
- ❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜
- ❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜
- ❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜
- ❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜
- ❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜
- ❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜
- ❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜
- ❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜
- ❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜
- ❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜
- ❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜
- ❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜
- ❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜
- ❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜
- ❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜
- ❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜
- ❛ Still alive, baby? ❜
- ❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜
- ❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜
- ❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜
- ❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜
- ❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜
- ❛ Chicken shit! ❜
- ❛ Pussy! ❜
- ❛ Come to Daddy. ❜
- ❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜
- ❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜
- ❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜
- ❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜
- ❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜
- ❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜
- ❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜
- ❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜
- ❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜
- ❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜
- ❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called? ❜
- ❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜
- ❛ I think you killed us. ❜
- ❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜
- ❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜
- ❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜
- ❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜
- ❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜
- ❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜
- ❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜
- ❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜
- ❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜
- ❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜
- ❛ Have you been selling big guns to bad people? ❜
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