JULES !

“ perks of the job. you stay in shape, but your
nails get ruined. thanks for the invite, by the way. “

likestofightcrime:

“Most likely another telepath or telekinetic… like me. I could do the same thing to an enemy, stop their heart, if I were inclined. I prefer to kill someone with more dignity though.”, Cable’s low tone replied, contemplating the details she laid out for him, thinking aloud. At last her looked back the redhead’s way, eye glowing again, and he gestured to her absently with a metal hand. “I can teleport us to the scene of the last killing, if you wish. Get this investigation started. Study the evidence. I may be able to sense their psychic signature. Hopefully the body hasn’t been disturbed. We’ll find out who is behind this and stop them together. Do you want the killer or killers in a body bag or a SHIELD jail cell? How do you want to play this? I can go either direction.”

once, she would have said neither. she would have left their bodies for the dogs, a message for those who would come after.

but that was long ago, and natasha was a different woman, under a different law and serving a different people – a VERY different people, if his eye really did gleam like she was almost certain she’d seen. 

“ preferably, a cell. we’ll need to examine them and see what we’re up against. they may not be the only of their kind out there. “ in her experience, teleportation was nasty and unreliable, but convenient, nonetheless. only a fool would turn it down, and as much as she didn’t trust the man before her, she knew he wasn’t lying about being an x-man. it was as plain as day, and his capability was something she admired in an ops partner. she didn’t know how his specific powers worked, but in her experience, touch got it done, so she laid a hand on his arm. “ we should go to the crime scene immediately before it gets any more contaminated. “ 

likestofightcrime:

“Consider me a go between, Black Widow. I’m with X-Force more than I am the standard X-Men. When they need a problem solved or removed, they send someone who can handle it. Instead of sending out the whole team.”, Cable’s deep tone informed her, walking slowly over closer, eye flashing a brighter glowing yellow. His smile lingered, but his manner grew a shade more professional. Reaching her, towering over her, he met her eyes again, considering the attractive redhead for a moment, before continuing. “They figured you could use my assistance. Avengers or X-Men, I never bore a grudge the way most of the others do. No time for petty rivalries, more important problems in the world. An extra pair of hands never hurts. Especially a telepath’s hands. You need help on this, and you’re looking at it. What do you require of me?”

she’s not about to turn down good help for pride.  besides, they might need someone super-powered doing some ground work. ( though telepaths aren’t high on her list or anyone’s, really; they have a nasty habit of discovering secrets. ) “ we’ve had a rash of killings. the victims are ordinary enough – they’re low-risk, people who won’t be missed or reported. but the evidence is wrong. these are impossible deaths. there’s no puncture wound, no stab wound; their hearts just stopped. it’s someone with powers, and since we can’t figure out the cause of death, we can’t risk any local forces. “

kadeart:

Black Widow

jonhconstantine:

Black Widow #03 (2016)

rpmemesfam:

cheesy pick up lines.

“You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.”
“Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.”
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.”
“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”
“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.”
“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
“Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.”
“There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.”
“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!”
“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”
“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
“If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.”
“Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?”
“Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

rpmemesfam:

cheesy pick up lines pt 2.

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re dope.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”
“You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.”
“I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.”
“Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”
“Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.”
“Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.”
“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”
“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”
“A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”
“Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!”
“I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!”
“All those curves, and me with no brakes!”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

█ ▌@likestofightcrime

“ if you’re done admiring the view, what are you doing here, cable ? “ as flattering as it is, natasha didn’t come here to flirt. it’s business, and after the way the last meet-up with the x-men went, she’s not relishing another face-off with xavier’s mutants.  “ i thought the avengers were working on this, not the x-men. “

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